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If at first you don't succeed...
...Next time put some money into it.
...Sell the movie rights.
...Join the club. We've got jackets.
...As my flight instructor used to tell me -- That's pretty much it.
...They are doing wonderful things with therapy these days.
...Ask your twelve-year-old to do it for you.
...Join the club.
...Give some blocking to the next guy.
...Send more troops.
...Push your kid into succeeding for you.
...Go back to college.
...Whine and complain.
...Eat more fiber.
...Don't tell anyone.
...it's time to spend some money on marketing.
...your dog will still love you.
...bury the evidence.
...learn from your mistakes.
...join a support group.
...copy someone who does.
...try something a little... BIGGER.
...change your home address and phone number.
...hurry the next person in line.
...blame someone else.
...give up and try something else.
...fry, fry again.
...take copious notes and claim it as a tax exemption.
...bill the government.
...make it look good.
...set a trap for the next guy.
...wear a wide smile and sell it someone else.
...write another book.
...Run.
...Convince someone else to try it.
...Who Doesn't?
...write something silly like this.
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